At work:
Jeff: *picks up a ringing phone* Skyview Lanes this is Jeffrey how can I help you?
Very clearly a man’s voice: *makes an order*
Jeff: *after an hour history of previously talking to all female coworkers* is that all, ma’am?
Guy on phone: ....uh......
le stoopeed Jeph: ...
...
...
GAHHHH!!! SIR, I MEANT SIR!! I UH UM... EIDHESISKJDNEEOWO
Guy on phone: um... nevermind, I think I’m just going to microwave a corn dog. *hangs up*
Jeffph: 😳🥺😖
There are some days
When I just can’t