I was bored
So I made a parody of “Alexander Hamilton” to fit my book heh. It helped me develop it actually.
Disclaimer: because I don’t know if people will think I own rights to the original song, because good grief I don’t. This is simply a dark (gore warning) joke rewrite to explain my characters a bit more. That’s all.
***praise the Lin***
How does the bastard of a
Faerie blood carrier
And a Capra
Raised in a forgotten village
Then kidnapped through pillage
In Battle, grow up to be leader of Snake Rattle?
(Lili:)
The Faeire boy with eyes of stars
The Little boy
Not knowing his location whereof
Started falling in love
With his new village’s dove
(Then getting accused and abused)
When at 17, the other boys swore to kill him.
( young Sparrow:)
But every week as the heiress of the village
became charmed the people grew alarmed
The boy struggled and kept his guard up
His face grew accustomed to emotion lacking
He was ready to take some rather messy action
(Lili’s brother)
Then in the woods some disaster came
And his love never returned the same
Lili saw her village’s fate drop
Dripping down the drain
He told her not to disappear and did she listen?
Well, no.
And so, blame went around
They said, Faerie boy, he did this man!
Burned him alive by many a mob, banned him from any nearbye land
Get out of here you mistake and never return again
Everyone you care for hates you for what you may have done
And may the world out there do so too
What was his name man?
(Konstance)
Konacholo From the Village
But now I am Konstance and I’m planning a great Griffin Pillage
And there’s a certain village best forgotten
They will cry
They will die
(Lilli:)
When he was nine his mother was accidentally crushed by a griffin
Ten years later see him torture that same griffin
Starve him to death
Whip him the dark
His own hair slick with sweat, as he grew insane
(Fachidiot:)
Konstance was born but Konacholo faded with his griffin
Continued raiding the villages
Kindpaping any griffin
Breaking their souls and beating them to death
His mother’s voice saying
“Konacholo what have you become?”
He started beating and bleeding out every Griffin he collected
(12 Prinxes of Disaster:)
We, the 12, fought him
(Every Griffin he enslaved:)
We suffered him
(Sorrow:)
Me? I could have saved him
(Lili Acrokan And Lili Akrocan:)
Me, I loved him
(Lax:)
And me, I’m the fool who was redeemed by stabbing him
(Konstance;)
There’s a million thoughts racing through
They will die! Die! Die!
(Mangy:)
What’s your name, master?
(Konstance:)
Kanti now I will kill them all!
Disclaimer: because I don’t know if people will think I own rights to the original song, because good grief I don’t. This is simply a dark (gore warning) joke rewrite to explain my characters a bit more. That’s all.
***praise the Lin***
How does the bastard of a
Faerie blood carrier
And a Capra
Raised in a forgotten village
Then kidnapped through pillage
In Battle, grow up to be leader of Snake Rattle?
(Lili:)
The Faeire boy with eyes of stars
The Little boy
Not knowing his location whereof
Started falling in love
With his new village’s dove
(Then getting accused and abused)
When at 17, the other boys swore to kill him.
( young Sparrow:)
But every week as the heiress of the village
became charmed the people grew alarmed
The boy struggled and kept his guard up
His face grew accustomed to emotion lacking
He was ready to take some rather messy action
(Lili’s brother)
Then in the woods some disaster came
And his love never returned the same
Lili saw her village’s fate drop
Dripping down the drain
He told her not to disappear and did she listen?
Well, no.
And so, blame went around
They said, Faerie boy, he did this man!
Burned him alive by many a mob, banned him from any nearbye land
Get out of here you mistake and never return again
Everyone you care for hates you for what you may have done
And may the world out there do so too
What was his name man?
(Konstance)
Konacholo From the Village
But now I am Konstance and I’m planning a great Griffin Pillage
And there’s a certain village best forgotten
They will cry
They will die
(Lilli:)
When he was nine his mother was accidentally crushed by a griffin
Ten years later see him torture that same griffin
Starve him to death
Whip him the dark
His own hair slick with sweat, as he grew insane
(Fachidiot:)
Konstance was born but Konacholo faded with his griffin
Continued raiding the villages
Kindpaping any griffin
Breaking their souls and beating them to death
His mother’s voice saying
“Konacholo what have you become?”
He started beating and bleeding out every Griffin he collected
(12 Prinxes of Disaster:)
We, the 12, fought him
(Every Griffin he enslaved:)
We suffered him
(Sorrow:)
Me? I could have saved him
(Lili Acrokan And Lili Akrocan:)
Me, I loved him
(Lax:)
And me, I’m the fool who was redeemed by stabbing him
(Konstance;)
There’s a million thoughts racing through
They will die! Die! Die!
(Mangy:)
What’s your name, master?
(Konstance:)
Kanti now I will kill them all!
