It's Awesamponk rant time my dudes
||DSMP SPOILERS AHEAD||
Okay- you don’t have to read this if you don’t want to, but if you want to then…. That’s your choice lol.
ITS RANT TIME MY DUDES. Okay- dsmp AWESAMPONK. I’m not one to ship real people, but I don’t hate on people who do. Especially when Ponk and awesamdude have fed the ship as much as they have plus it's like canon too i think. (Bruh sam’s “ponky”???? So cute agh)
Anyways. Their. Story. Is. Kinda. Underrated. Like- I found out about their ship through an animatic about sam torturing ponk, and i was so confused and then SAM CUT PONKS ARM OFF.
AND THE WORST PART IS THAT SAM STILL ACTS ALL CHIVALROUS TO PONK. BRUH EVEN WHEN HE WAS GONNA CUT OFF HIS ARM SAM ASKED WHAT WAS PONKS DOMINANT ARM SO HE COULD CUT OFF THE OPPOSITE ONE. TO. MAKE. SURE. PONK. COULD. STILL. DO. THINGS. AHHHH. AND IN THE RED BANQUET- IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW SAM LEGIT SAID, “YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL RIGHT NOW” TO PONK?! I’M SOBBING. These guys legit got together and had a full on convo about how to make the most painful, toxic, yet wholesome relationship in the world. through minecraft. They planned together about how they were going to get all us fans really into their dynamic just for us to SUFFER. AND I’M NOT A SHIPPER I SWEAR. BUT YOU’D BE SOBBING TOO IF YOU GOT OR ARE AS INVESTED AS ME.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
-Drawinghermit
Okay- you don’t have to read this if you don’t want to, but if you want to then…. That’s your choice lol.
ITS RANT TIME MY DUDES. Okay- dsmp AWESAMPONK. I’m not one to ship real people, but I don’t hate on people who do. Especially when Ponk and awesamdude have fed the ship as much as they have plus it's like canon too i think. (Bruh sam’s “ponky”???? So cute agh)
Anyways. Their. Story. Is. Kinda. Underrated. Like- I found out about their ship through an animatic about sam torturing ponk, and i was so confused and then SAM CUT PONKS ARM OFF.
AND THE WORST PART IS THAT SAM STILL ACTS ALL CHIVALROUS TO PONK. BRUH EVEN WHEN HE WAS GONNA CUT OFF HIS ARM SAM ASKED WHAT WAS PONKS DOMINANT ARM SO HE COULD CUT OFF THE OPPOSITE ONE. TO. MAKE. SURE. PONK. COULD. STILL. DO. THINGS. AHHHH. AND IN THE RED BANQUET- IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW SAM LEGIT SAID, “YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL RIGHT NOW” TO PONK?! I’M SOBBING. These guys legit got together and had a full on convo about how to make the most painful, toxic, yet wholesome relationship in the world. through minecraft. They planned together about how they were going to get all us fans really into their dynamic just for us to SUFFER. AND I’M NOT A SHIPPER I SWEAR. BUT YOU’D BE SOBBING TOO IF YOU GOT OR ARE AS INVESTED AS ME.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
-Drawinghermit
