All the times I hurt myself:
2 years old - i bit my finger and it bled

4 years old - i sharpened my finger with a pencil sharpener

7 years old - i broke my leg at the beach from jumping into water off a high rock

9 years old - my sister shined a laser in my eye

10 -that whole year I kept falling and cutting my hands

12 - i tripped on a sidewalk becuz my cousin had a race with me, i smashed my face onto the ground so it was bad

14 - i broke my left shoulder

15 - my sister threw a brick at my head

16 - i fell off the door step

17 - i fell over multiple times and today my foot just suddenly cracked out of no where in the bathroom. The sink saved me a bit bcuz I grabbed onto it when I fell so i didnt hit the tiles that hard. My foot was bleeding but now it's swollen

I remember all these bcus my mom keeps telling me "ye seul-ah! Remember yu when u keep falled huh? I hope no fall come again okeh? Take gude careu of yourself, now ! I goning tu tell yuhh all de times u hurteu yourself! Okeh? " she speaks like that becus that's how Asian parents sound