I had my employee ID number written on my arm to make logging into the employee portal easier-
My dad saw and went, "Ya know, Jews shouldn't write numbers on their arms *insert cheeky smirk*"

I'm very amused and slightly disturbed, congrats, now you know where I get my fucked up sense of humor from





Side note, my dad isn't Jewish. That's passed down through the maternal line, his mother was Italian Catholic and he's not a convert to anything other than Evangelism