(storytime includes dirty joke lol-)
okayokayokayokay so
im on the phone w one of my guy friends and his brother while theyre playing smash bros
and all i hear is:
my guy friend: "HEY! you cant grab me and smash me on the ground like that!!"
his brother: "sorry. Youre right, its kinky, and im sure you couldnt handle that. Plus, its kinda illegal around here."
you cannot comprehend how many lungs burst while i was laughing at that-