We've been getting a lot of rain where I am, and my mom discovered 2 GIANT FUCKING MUSHROOMS. Like, fucking MASSIVE. I can only show you pictures of one of the mushrooms, because I kinda kicked the shit out of the other one. (Whenever I find mushrooms, I have to kick them) This mushroo is now my religion. I pray to this mushroom. I need to build a shrine to the mushroom. I need to hold human sacrifices in the name of the mushroom. ALL HAIL THE MUSHROOM. (Btw, I touched it so I'm probably gonna die now. You guys can come to my funeral though.)