A man walks into a bar.
“Ouch.”
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A boy and his mother are in an amusement park. His mom says to him “are you coming?” The boy replies “yes.” She responds “you shouldn’t do that in public, son.”
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People say nothing is impossible.
But I do nothing everyday.
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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally, that’s for sure.
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What do you get when you combine a fish and an elephant? Swim trunks.