i hit my knee on the frame of my door as i was walking out, and to keep myself from cursing in the presence of my parents, i screeched, "oh cheese balls, that hurt like a biscuit-"
my brother looks over and says, "biscuits dont hurt?-"
i respond with, "biscuits dont hurt unless theyre burn-"
and my sleep deprived self decided that what i said was so damn funny, that i was going to go around my house chanting in a singsongy voice, "biscuits dont hurt unless theyre burnt." for a solid 10 minutes-
god help me-