So umm there was a mosquito in my bedroom and I was like “bitch this is your last day of life”.
My bestie DuckyP knows how much I hate mosquitos specially bc we used to say that my ex (when I was dating him) looked like one and since we broke up I had to kill every mosquito I found and that’s what I’ve been doing The whole summer.
In my bedroom I also have my ex’s plushies that he gave them for me for my bdays and I just like to annoy him so every time he asked for me to give them to him back I said no.
Anyways, I don’t have anything to kill the mosquito with so I killed it with one of my ex’s plushies.
MUAHAHAHA I AM EVIL