After our last story (when Betty kissed Jeff in the tree in her
backyard), a long time has passed. Jeff has officially become the personal chef for his lover, with his home made Mac and cheese and his caramel apple empanadas and such.
Beatrice couldn’t have asked for more.
After a while things became pretty much fantastic for the both of them. Jeff got to fulfill his dream of finding someone who loved him (as well as getting to use his cooking skills for someone), and Beatrice fulfilled her dream of finding someone who loved her (as well as finding someone to feed her).
Then one day the town announced a pie eating contest, with the winner receiving a prize of a new television set.
Jeff: *reading a newspaper* whoa! Betty look at this
Betty: what is it Jeffy
Jeff: it’s a pie eating contest for winning a new TV!
Betty: where is it
Jeff: it says it’s down the road outside the grocery store
Betty: ok well when does it start
Jeff: lemme see here... *gasp* OH CRAP IN TEN MINUTES
Betty: SWEET LET'S GO DO IT I'M HUNGRY AJ
They raced off toward the contest with so little time on their hands but somehow managed to make it and sign up.
Jeff: I don’t know if I can do this...
Betty: I believe in you Jeffy you can do it!
Jeff: um... ok...
Betty: *walks to other end of table and sits down*
After a couple minutes of waiting, the announcer stated the person to eat the most in the allotted 3 minutes would win.
Ready...
Set...
EAT!!!
The frenzy started and Jeff smashed his face into the pie.
...the whipped cream clogged all his breathing holes.
Jeff: *makes a loud proofing noise and cream flies everywhere* GAH! CAN'T BREATHE!
He shook it off and dug into the rest of the pie.
Jeff: urgh... getting full... No!!! Must keep... g-going...
He tried to continue, but it was just too much...
Eventually he just sat back and gave up.
30 seconds remaining.
Jeff: Bleck... gonna throw up... *horckle*
10 seconds.
Jeff: oh no... I lost...
Just then—
*BBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
It was the loudest, most surprising sound he had ever heard (and surprisingly gratifying for some reason...)
Jeff: what in the world was that... *looks over*
Ladies and gentlemen! We have our winner!
About twelve empty pie trays were clattered to the pavement, each dripping with left over whipped cream and flavoring goo.
The winner sat there with a dazed look and promptly gave another, smaller belch.
It was Beatrice!
Betty: I... FEEL... FANTASTIC... I'M FINALLY STARTING TO GET FULL!!! YEAS!!!!!
Jeff: how... how can somebody even eat that much... holy crap...
The announcer held up a large box with the TV inside.
You may now stand up!
Betty: if I can... *glurk* *very slowly attempts to stand up*
Jeff: don’t push yourself Betty if you need to digest a little take your time
Betty: oh I’ll be fine it’s just my stomach is all *pats stomach, then winces while doing so* ...kinda hurts, though...
Jeff: (to announcer I’ll hold the TV for her.
Later after that, they were on the couch watching Barbie: life in the dream house (DON'T JUDGE ME I THINK IT'S GREAT AND FUNNY)
Jeff: Betty you’re kinda on my side of the couch could you scoot over please
Betty: Jeff I’m already as scooted over as I can be I can’t help it if I’m in your bubble. I mean, I did just eat like twelve whole pies
Jeff: oh... right... sorry...
Betty: it’s ok. I'LL JUST SQUISH YOU WITH MY LOVE MWAH HA HA HA HA *playfully wrestles Jeff*
Jeff: aauuugghh no you squeeze the Jeff out of me
The End
