You warm up a piece of pie in the microwave and when you take it out there’s an earwig in the middle of it. And it’s still alive.
Jeffuri-san
Everything is a Jojo reference
Genre
We just went on a tubing trip against my own will. I’m so embarrassed, I’m terrified of tubing. I got some nasty weird worm looking bugs on my hands and freaked out and wet myself. Then I hit my butt against a huge rock. And then I tripped in the mud.
Fantastic
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Oh I’m so sorry 😐
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> Artsy Styles Yeah, I guess
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Oooooooooo...... Sorry to hear
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Oof, sorry to hear it man.... Hopefully those bugs weren't leeches... 😨 are you at least doing good now?
Ok I don’t know how many of you play Ratchet and Clank
But I finally got the ultimate RYNO Weapon
Which is the hardest part of the game.
I’m so happy right now
Again, most of you don’t know what I’m talking about but that’s fine
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> 🌸○•°●~PikaChibiChuGirl~●°•○🌸 I loved the movie!!
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I saw the movie
Ok ok ok
I know that colleges have you take sexual assault prevention quizzes for safety and all.
But
A KID LIKE ME CAN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT BAD SITUATIONS LIKE THAT WITHOUT WANTING TO HIDE AWAY FROM THE WORLD FOREVER!!! I MEAN COME ON IT WAS SO SCARY AND DESCRIPTIVE AND IT JUST PUT ME INTO MY “men are bad” STIGMA AGAIN
DISMDJEMDJd
Sorry...
I just can’t stand it sometimes and it’s shoved in my face and then I feel bad about being a guy again and then I start crying and there’s this whole thing.
...
Sorry; I just needed to not die and burst out for a minute...
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> Jeffy I get it. I’m sorry you have these problems though. 💚
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> RightsNighty I know, it’s just... Hard I guess... not to beat myself up...
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I’m sorry, but you know what? The best thing you possibly could have done was take the quiz and obviously you seem to have thought about it well. Some boys don’t really pay attention and that’s the problem. You’re not going to do things, that’s good, so don’t beat yourself up over what it was deigned to stop.
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It's ok not all of us do
Except this one is from Jeff
https://whiteboardfox.com/665018-8616-5535
Join me if you please
The closer the day comes that I leave for college, the less I can enjoy myself in my parent’s house.
I’m finding that when I’m not playing video games or playing with plushies and action figs there’s nothing else that really gives me pleasure anymore. I think I’m turning into a boring adult.
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> RightsNighty I do sing still, yes, it’s just I haven’t performed in a long time. And I do write songs, or try to anyway, but it’s very hard not to write about love and when I do it just reminds me I’m alone and then I scrap the song because it makes me sad.
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Well, do you still sing? That was a hobby do yours correct? Do you write songs?
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> Sphynia-Cat I’ve made it my mission to remain childish
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You're not it might just be jitters and fears of moving on. But I believe in you. Just cause you're moving on does not mean you have to become a "boring adult". Dude I'm 19 and I still act childish. Boring adults are office workers. Not all adults have to be boring.
There’s something I want you guys to know. I’m going to get a little personal here, just for a minute. “Jeffy” happens to be a very, very, very special nickname of mine. I’m only called this by my closest friends and family (only two family members call me by that name). It’s a nickname I hate people who aren’t close to me using. It’s a nickname I would entrust to my girlfriend, if I ever have one. And...
It’s a nickname I decided to let you guys know about. Because you’re that important to me.
Sorry for spam, I just thought I’d say that.
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This is very great TED talk today 👍👍👍
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💝💘❣️💓💕💕💖💞💞♥️💟❤️🖤💜💙🧡❤️
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Thank you so much for sharing this with us then! You know we are always here for you, and honestly I’m happy you fell comfortable enough here 😁
I think Bakugou’s mom is way more scary than he is. I mean, the poor kid, no wonder he’s the way he is!
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I realized it was academia....im an idiot aaaaaaAaA
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Heheh...it looks like himself when he is a girl.... I never watched hero adademia before, (did i spell it right?) but i thought he was kacchan...? Because of this tongue twister video with alot of kacchans. Oof
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> CoffeeGhost His mom definitely
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Welp, like mother like son xD
I’m scared.
About my future.
I know I said I wasn’t scared anymore, but I am again.
The main reason is I’m terrified of telling my family I’m an atheist. They’ll likely hate me forever.
Another reason is finding the right girl. First of all, not a lot of girls take pride in being big and fat, and sadly that’s something I have to have in my women in order to fully be in love with them (that isn’t to say I hate skinny girls, I just don’t like them romantically. I know that’s kinky, but I CANNOT HELP IT). And I don’t understand the “woman language” (what I mean by that is that I don’t get the social cues most of them expect men to understand. For example, say a couple is in a store and the girl says “you don’t have to get me anything” in which case she may expect the guy to get her something anyway). I need to be told exactly what you mean, or what you want, otherwise I don’t know to do it! If she wants babies or wants sexual intimacy or wants me to touch her or something she HAS TO TELL ME IN ORDER FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!
And having Beatrice in my head has really done a number on my love scope, too. I mean, I’m trying so hard to not narrow standards down to all her features, but it’s so hard!!!!
And i hate being tall. I want to be shorter than the girl. I want to be the shorter and submissive one. I don’t like it when the guy is taller. And yet I’m like 5’10” so the odds aren’t in my favor.
Third reason is, yep you guessed it, struggling with my “men are bad” mindset.
Geez, what’s wrong with me?! I’m so different it’s going to get me in trouble.
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> RightsNighty I appreciate your prayers. And I will talk to you.
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I know it’s ironic, you being an atheist and me being a Calvinist, but; well, I’ll be praying for you. If you need anything I am here as well. I’m so sorry this is happening, just pls promise me you’ll let me know if you need anything
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Oh I hope you can find someone
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> CoffeeGhost Well yeah, I’m just scared to actually do it...
I just got a late birthday present from one of the friends I celebrated with
It’s a VANITAS JACKET!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Funny thing that my parents are highly convinced I’m ever coming back once I leave.
“We can give you pointers when you come back for the holidays!”
“Between semesters, you’ll be able to come back and figure out what you want to do next!”
“You don’t have to take EVERYTHING... we’ll store some stuff for you for when you come back!”
“Once you start getting ready for your mission we can get ready for you to come back!”
Ha ha ha yeah you think so, huh?! well guess what, I’m never ever coming back because I’m leaving you forever and ever and never calling you ever again. Guess I’m going to have to choose some things that I can’t take with me if I can’t take it all with me. Holidays are becoming worthless to me anyways. What makes them think I’d EVER come back? They’re the reason I’m always upset and emotionally unstable. I don’t even have the maturity of an adult at my age, because it’s been shattered.
So the plan?
Leave and never ever ever ever ever ever ever come back. Ever. I’m going to say Goodbye forever.
What next then?
I don’t know, at one point I planned to just get lethal injection, since I didn’t really think I had a plan for my life. Obviously that’s not something people would want me to do.
Whatever, the important thing is I’ll be gone forever.
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Please don’t, you and your life are both really important You mean a lot to me, I know we don’t know each other that whole but still, and it hurts to see you talk about your future this way
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:((
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I’ve decided swearing doesn’t even help me vent anymore.
I’m terribly upset
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> RightsNighty My vacation was hell
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What happened?
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https://media.giphy.com/media/Sr24JqAERSH4YXxQb5/giphy.gif
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https://youtu.be/n76vkOpM3U8 owo
1. The heat
It’s 107 degrees!!!!!!
And I’m getting sick and woozy.
2. My mom’s mom
Is crazy and mean
And so weird
3. The car trip sucked
4. Basically we’re going home early because it sucked
I’m going to need a vacation after this vacation.
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Oh no! Sorry that sucked for you! Perhpas just take a few days to be clam if that helps you?
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Eek! Hopefully the vacation from vacation is better! ´v`;
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I feel you my dude 😔✊ I hope you feel better :>
I bought women’s shirts on accident at hot topic. They really need to separate the shirts, because I tried them on an they make my man boobs stick out and they’re so tight.
There are some days when I’m so stupid it hurts.
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Ooof welp F
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Press F for respecc
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Eeeeek, that sucks... Hot Topic, separate your stuff! 😅
Why do we have families
It’s so stupid
You are trapped in a group of people forever that you never chose
And you’re dictated by two adults that had kids for who knows what reason
Most likely the girl’s like “I WANNA HAVE BABIES OR ELSE WE ARE THROUGH” and the guy says “ugh fine but only because I love you and nothing I want matters anyway” and well... here I am.
It’s not worth it being alive knowing my mom could have had so much more than my dumb loser of a father.
And my youngest brother (not Ethan, the youngest one named Dallin who has terrible teeth and is a lazy hobo) DOES NOT SHUT UP
Ethan is like the only one I really connect with anymore
And I like my mom but I can’t really have a conversation with her most of the time
But right now I’m just UUUGGGHHHHH
can’t I not be with family please
Can’t I just be Jeff with no interruption or being in a dictatorship
Families are stupid and parents are stupid
I’m still sticking by my idea of Siri raising babies.
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Oof I know how it feels. Idk about you but as soon as I can I’m moving so far from this place I don’t even wanna visit my dad. I don’t know I guess you kinda just have to push through til then.
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> Sphynia-Cat I don’t know they’re like 40 or something
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I know how you feel. But hey, your fam's the ones that raised you and cared for you and nurtured you thus far, right? Even if they are not the best, they are trying, and they'll still always be there for ya. All you have to do is believe in them. ^^❤ Though, I'm sorry yours are a pain right now, hopefully that lightens up...
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I feel you my dude but what I’ve learned is that families they can be a huge pain in the ass but they can also be caring loving and supportive, usually if you’re not having a good time it’s not the family that’s the problem it’s the people in it. Even if your family members are big dumbies >:1 i knOw there’s always that 1 person that you’re lucky to be related to and they can connect to you on a deeper level than any friend could.
He might not be the greatest artist, but I can just imagine the kind of killer movies he could make if he was a director.
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looks p neato ngl
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Kewllll
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That looks cool!
I think I’ve put myself in a position I don’t want to be in.
I think I’ve caused one of my friends here to lose their trust with me, and I feel terrible about it.
I don’t want to go into details, as it may provoke a fight...
But essentially I think I may have made someone think I’m a predator...
what do I do?!? I’ve been worried sick and I don’t know what to do...
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@anon Oh... I feel like I should still apologize to her...
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Like the others, talk it out If that doesn't work, then try to be a prey since you said predator
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yeah like artsy said try and at talk it out before doing anything tell them you didn’t mean anything to come out sounding that way, if that doesn’t work, you could ask someone who is both trusted by you and then to try and talk it out :> Best of luck ✨✨
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I think the best thing you can do is try to talk it out with them and use your words to let them know the truth. From my experience, that's really all you can do if you don't want it to escalate. ´v`; I'm sure the outcome will be bright though if you go about it correctly. 👍🍀
I have to go to Texas this weekend and visit my mom’s parents.
And my mom’s mother is a little psycho-de-loco.
It’s also ridiculously hot down there
And we’re not even going to be relaxing we’ll be working the whole time
How about NU
I just wanna stay home and be a dweeb and play Shovel Knight all day and not do stuff
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> CoffeeGhost A whole week
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> RightsNighty We’ll be sweeping two garages
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> RightsNighty It actually is for a whole week it just starts this weekend
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Oh, I live in Texas lmao -w-) Have fun
A man walks into a bar.
“Ouch.”
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A boy and his mother are in an amusement park. His mom says to him “are you coming?” The boy replies “yes.” She responds “you shouldn’t do that in public, son.”
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People say nothing is impossible.
But I do nothing everyday.
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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally, that’s for sure.
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What do you get when you combine a fish and an elephant? Swim trunks.
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Yesss Lol all of these be great 😂 The first and third ones tho -
The dream is over.
The moment that your 18th birthday passes, you wake up to a whole new universe.
Your old life was a dream you were having, the climax most likely in high school graduation.
But dreams don’t last forever.
Now I’m awake. And I’m alone in a strange place. A place where nothing I really liked or cared about or even just thought about means anything. It’s a place where it’s so hard to find someone who I can open up to about myself.
But at the same time...
The dream may be over, but it’s not the dream you look forward to in the day, is it? It’s what you do when you’re awake after it.
So wake up, Jeffrey.
Wake up and really, truly, start your life.
I don’t... I don’t think I’m scared anymore.
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Maybe go out and find a friend who is also feeling the same way, and express their feelings with them
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I mat not know what it's like yet, to finally be an adult and experience life to the fullest... But I do know that the future can bring the brightest if you are confident and hopeful. So, I guess... keep your confidence, and you'll continue not being scared! ^^)b
Man.
It’s a word that’s been around for as long as we can remember.
It’s definition changes with every application.
When one hears the word, one may think of a full grown, muscular human male with masculine attributes and a self-confident demeanor.
Jeffrey.
That word only has one definition.
But I don’t think it’s the same one.
Where am I going with this?
Well... I don’t feel like an adult.
I don’t feel like a... a MAN.
I’m just... me.
I don’t fit any of those attributes at all.
I feel... pathetic. Puny. A disgrace. Shameful of myself.
But...
At the same time, maybe...
Just maybe...
Maybe the word “man” doesn’t have to be a negative one after all...
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> TitanPega Sorry, I wasn’t trying to be offensive...
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> TitanPega I just was saying that it depends on who you ask.
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> TitanPega No no no, it’s not like that
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What do you have against men that you have a negative perception of it? Also pro tip: don't take advice about being a man from those who are not men.
Obviously I got way more than this but this is just a sample.
I got a ton of plushies, all four an inkling boy and girl and the squid sisters.
And a few PS4 games and some shirts
It was mega amazing, the best birthday I ever had.
And I gotta day
My hero one’s justice
Is 10000/10
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I cant even afford ;p
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Woahhhhhh Kewlllllll
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Epic
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Those are awesome!
OKAAAYYYYYY
I can’t send pics right now because I have a ton of stuff but
HOLY C R A P
THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER
being away from my family and actually enjoying myself
I love it
I have SO MUCH MERCH AND CRAP IT MAKES ME LOOK SPOILED!!!!! XD
How y’all doing so far?
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Aw, sry I’m late... happy late bday, Jeff! ^^)/
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Awe man ur already an adult. Im still a childish doo doo little girl oof
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glad you’re having an awesome birthday!!!!!!
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I am so glad! You deserve it!
https://whiteboardfox.com/606974-7559-9339
Y’all are invited.
I’ll try to check as much as I can, I’ll probably have WiFi in the mall.
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> RightsNighty Oh yes
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Ugh I’m later, did you have a good bday?
Today is the day that I am officially a man.
Today is the day in history when some dude was born.
A wannabe weebaloo.
Lover of Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy Vll, The World Ends With You, Infamous Second Son, Splatoon 2, Hollow Knight, and My Hero Academia.
The empath who wants to be loved and adored by all, and wants to leave a positive mark on the world.
Today is the day of Jeffrey.
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Happy bday! Congrats!
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> Sphynia-Cat Awe thank you
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> •♡✨Loli✨♡• Yus I am >:3
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HAPPY BIRTH
I GOT AN ACTION FIGURE OF MY HUSBA—errr uh i mean Sephiroth *//__\\*
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
And I put my Sora action figure up there to fight him
It looked awesome
And then I put Sora in his Valor form against him as well
It was badass/sexy
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Your lucky. Mainly figures are expensive *-*
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@anon He is hawt
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@anon MMMHHHMMMHHMMM WeLl I cOuLd AsK fOr BiRtHdAy GiFt FaNaRt Of Me AnD bEtTy As WeLl As Me AnD sEpHiRoTh I even have a ship name “Jeffiroth” XP
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:oooo
You have just eaten and are full, but your mom offers to take you out to eat for your birthday.
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Nah my grandma gave me alot of rice. I then let my uncle eat it uwu
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> Jeffy oof
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> CoffeeGhost Because I was full and didn’t realize that we were going anywhere
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> CoffeeGhost No I was the one that was mad
TO ALL YALL PLAYING THE CHAOS VS ORDER BOARD CHECK OUT THE TEAM ORDER NEWS ON THE BOARD
THAT’S RIGHT
YER BIRTHDAY BOI JUST WON A JEFFIN x10 BATTLE
AND GOT ON THE BOARD!!!!!!
I’M HYPERVENTILATING RIGHT NOW
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That’s cool mate!
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I need splatoon so bad ahhhh
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Congrats! idonthavesploon2,imsadddddd
Ma family is celebrating ma birfday today since imma be gone on the 20th which is my actual birthday
So yeh
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Have fun! Stay safe and enjoy yourself!
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:oooo
I feel like everytime someone is having a hard time and vents to me I’m not helpful and just say stupid crap that makes it worse.
Am I doing ok?
Am I doing something wrong?
Sometimes I don’t know what to say and I’m worried it makes the other angry or more sad.
What can I do? I don’t want to be a burden...
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Any help is good, even if it is a little bit
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No, with these people anything helps, you know? Sometimes all that matters is that people are there to help
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it’s alright, any sign of help shows your a good person, even if it may not be in the way they need it shows your trying. As long as your being positive and saying things that you think are beneficial to the matter at hand, things can’t get worse. And remember, sometimes you just can’t do anything, some problems are out of your reach, sometimes you just have to stand aside and see if it untangles. At those times, support is probably the most you could do to help, and don’t feel bad if you can’t do anything else in your power because what your offering is being super helpful already. I hope this helped <3
Welp Should have burned
> TitanPega DELICIOUSSSS
Tasty
I'd scream for sure