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A FRIENDS CAREER OPTIONS

HOW AMUSING!
ik ik, all of you have been making fun of it,
but yes I am aware that it is obvious in my typing style that I have an Australian accent
enough of that
FRIENDS CAREER OPTIONS
1) interior decorator
2)homicide detective
3)neonatal nurse

now all these are good and all, but I think that I can spice them up a bit

Instead of being an interior decorator, how about, u just become the
1) INTERIOR DECOR

homicide detective? even more fun, the
2) HOMOCIDAL DETECTIVE

and finally, dafuqs a neonatal nurse? no no, let's just leave it as
3) NEO-NAZI NURSE

there was another but i forgot what it was
what do u want to be?

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A FRIENDS CAREER OPTIONS

HOW AMUSING!
ik ik, all of you have been making fun of it,
but yes I am aware that it is obvious in my typing style that I have an Australian accent
enough of that
FRIENDS CAREER OPTIONS
1) interior decorator
2)homicide detective
3)neonatal nurse

now all these are good and all, but I think that I can spice them up a bit

Instead of being an interior decorator, how about, u just become the
1) INTERIOR DECOR

homicide detective? even more fun, the
2) HOMOCIDAL DETECTIVE

and finally, dafuqs a neonatal nurse? no no, let's just leave it as
3) NEO-NAZI NURSE

there was another but i forgot what it was
what do u want to be?

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Idk wtf this is

All the times I hurt myself:
2 years old - i bit my finger and it bled

4 years old - i sharpened my finger with a pencil sharpener

7 years old - i broke my leg at the beach from jumping into water off a high rock

9 years old - my sister shined a laser in my eye

10 -that whole year I kept falling and cutting my hands

12 - i tripped on a sidewalk becuz my cousin had a race with me, i smashed my face onto the ground so it was bad

14 - i broke my left shoulder

15 - my sister threw a brick at my head

16 - i fell off the door step

17 - i fell over multiple times and today my foot just suddenly cracked out of no where in the bathroom. The sink saved me a bit bcuz I grabbed onto it when I fell so i didnt hit the tiles that hard. My foot was bleeding but now it's swollen

I remember all these bcus my mom keeps telling me "ye seul-ah! Remember yu when u keep falled huh? I hope no fall come again okeh? Take gude careu of yourself, now ! I goning tu tell yuhh all de times u hurteu yourself! Okeh? " she speaks like that becus that's how Asian parents sound

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